Monday, January 17, 2011

Stuff and a joke

This weekend was a busy one for me. Running errands and helping my brother with his catering business. But this was good practice because starting next weekend dance competition season begins. This is much of an event for parents as it is for their kids. We must be crazy but when I look at my daughter on stage...she is stunning. She has such a passion to be out there and showing others how much she enjoys dance. She is truly beautiful inside and out.

Next Sunday is their annual Showcase and one of the biggest fundraisers all year for the dance team. This year I am heading it up. So if any of you would like to send a little something to Illusion Dance it would be appreciated.

Below, is a joke that was sent to me. I just had to pass it on to you all. Have a wonderful week ahead. Kisses


> He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. "Just relax." Without warning, he reached down and I felt his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and moving upward along my calves slowly but steadily. My breath caught in my throat. I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I didn't care. His touch was so experienced, so sure. When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. My pulse was pounding. I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, my ribcage. And then, as he cupped my firm, full breasts in his hands, I inhaled sharply. Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine and into my panties. Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt oddly trusting and expectant. This is a man, I thought. A man used to taking charge. A man not used to taking `no' for an answer. A man who would tell me what he wanted. A man who would look into my soul and say ... SCROLL DOWN

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> >LOL...Just thought this was to funny not to pass it along. Thanks Dave

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3 comments:

  1. Love the joke LOL!

    Kara's dance school is getting ready for a recital in June. They're having it at an old Stadium Type Theater with a marquee board that was built in the 20's. Even though I'm not big into dancing I'm looking forward to seeing what she's teaching her students.

    ~Jess XX~

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  2. Thats so wonderful..My daughter has been an assistant teacher this year and shes loving every minute of it

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  3. It sounds like you are feeling better, and that's great!

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